True Life: I have a cold

My two most important finals are tomorrow, and of course i get this huge cold. I've been blowing my nose all day, and it's looking a little rudolph all up in there... I decided that in order to aid my inflamed nose i would put some of my chapstick on. This particular chapstick, however, is very minty fresh, and the intense minty freshness resulted in a mild burning sensation. Isn't that neat? Also, since i am basically a walking pharmacy, i assumed i would have some day quil. I assumed wrong. Even my mini tupperware for advil was empty. All in all, it was a rough day. What a life i live. The momentous struggles i face are staggering.