Lets be honest. Why do I need a blog? Nothing i talk about is remotely interesting. I'll tell you why i need a blog- I want to be discovered, and have Ellen Degeneres invite me on to her show! I know at the moment i only have three followers(one of them being myself), but i have confidence that somehow Ellen will find this and invite me to her show. When she came to Chicago, i tried so hard to get tickets, but that failed, and it also failed when we were in LA. I dont really know what she would interview me about, but maybe i could tell a joke, or play the banjo, or show her some of my brightly colored shoes. The point is that if anyone happens to see this( i don't know why you would) and you happen to be tight with ellen, get me on the show pronto.
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